Inflation

          So, yesterday Madison went down to her uncle Harry's to have him pull out her loose tooth. Yes, she's had that sucker in there for months and wouldn't let us touch it. We tried waiting till she was asleep, but like a ticking time bomb she would wake up. Thankfully, she let uncle Harry do it. 
         Anyways back to the point I'm getting at. She comes home with her tooth all nestled neatly inside one of those tooth shaped boxes. Yes, she was super stoked. (If that's all it took to get her damn tooth out, then I'll gladly stock up on those.) This morning when I woke up I heard her tell her dad she was upset that she forgot to put it under her pillow. And that got me thinking. Mistake, I know.
          Not sure about you, but my kids get $5 a tooth. Can you imagine? For that much a tooth, I'll pull out all my own damn teeth. Don't know about you, but my tooth fairy must've been on welfare. Because I got 4 quarters per tooth. It's nice to know in this sluggish economy that some people aren't affected and can still give. Guess the bitch figures since cost of living has gone up, the price per tooth should????