Expiration Date on Clothing

You know I see a lot of weird shit when I take my kids to school. It's mostly the interesting ensembles the parents decide to put on. Don't some of them own mirrors? Or maybe think they shouldn't dress like an 18 year old hooker to take their kid to school? It's like their stuck in the past and think they still look good in clothes they wore YEARS AGO! Take the woman I saw this morning. She looked like she was taking her grandson to Kindergarten, (so I'm assuming she's as old as Cher, however she looks nowhere near as good). So, when I saw her Zebra print skin sucking tube top with her equally as suffocating skinny black leggings, black fuck me pumps, and a leopard print purse, I had one of those "things that make you go hmm" moments. Then I saw another parent pass and suddenly I felt over dressed wearing jeans and a sensible top. Her mini dress looked there were two very angry trolls fighting to get out. Sorry, but big girls shouldn't wear form fitting clothes! Like I said, they're stuck in their high school closet. I ask you, isn't there a time limit on certain clothes? I don't know about you, but I don't want to see my 83 year old grandmother wearing Victoria's Secret Lingerie!! That's like walking in on Richard and his gerbal, No Thanks! So, when should they stop shopping in the Juniors section and finally move on to the Ladies or Misses department?