Okay, this has been annoying the crap out of me for quit sometime. Shannon and Heather know exactly where I'm going with this. Why are the Kotex companies putting wings on everything? I find it to be extremely annoying. Could be that it's my wine talking right now, but I think even sober I would be just as irritated. I mean I don't plan on fucking flying anywhere in that condition, so it's just an extra pain in the ass. Not everything with wings is a good idea. Red Bull gives you wings, but that's doesn't mean I'm going to jump out of a damn plane! And I don't know if anyone else is as fumbly with their hands as I am sometimes, but do you know how many I have gone through. They're like band aids. When they stick together your fucked. You end up throwing the damn things away. I think I'm wasting more on that than alcohol and that's just sooooo sad to me. Not to mention I now feel like my 80 year old grandmother wearing a damn diaper. Seriously, I thought I was done with that feeling when I was like two. Not so much!
One possibility is that these are designed by men. In that case, it makes some sense. Because I think this is their way of telling us to take a flying fuck this time of month. It's either that or perhaps the church has developed this as a new form of chastity belt for this millenium. With all of us sinners out there (And yes I mean me), maybe it's one more tactic to make sure we're ready for that type of commitment. Either way I think it sucks Donkey balls. So, it is my simple request that we have a wingless flight from now on.
I do believe they are made by men...No woman would create a product that could stick to itself and render it useless!! We would've created a type of glue that would only stick to fabric!!
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