Safety First!

I was on my way home from the gym tonight and mind you it's pretty much the ONLY place I go other than to my kids school, so it is very rare that I even wear anything other than my workout clothes, but that's besides the point. I was stuck behind this old ass woman who had on such thick glasses I don't even think she should be driving, (She looked like Driving Miss Daisy on her death bed) when the light turned green and she just sat there. I tried to use my horn, only to find out it wasn't working, Fuck My Life, right? So, I flashed her dumb ass with my brights! Don't worry I kept my clothes on, this time. Through the mirror I could see shock on her face. She looked as surprised as a priest caught red handed leaving the little boy section at Target! It's amazing to me how many people forget there's people behind them. It's like most people drive with blinder's on. If we fucked like that we'd all be in trouble. Seriously, I think there should be a person at the DMV handing out condoms while he says, "Please Drive Safely!"